watch out what "elite guard" can translate into

Blue Wolf: I get to rule the land because I'm blue.

White Rabbit: You don't rule, this is a democracy! I elected you!

Blue Wolf: Yeah, and I can eat you anyway. Because - I'm blue.

Blue Tiger: I spent years trying to dye myself blue... so I could join your society, Wolf.

Blue Panther: Me too, and it was hard! I went to Yale to dye myself blue.

White Rabbit: That's so expensive. Better to talk about green instead of blue – all the money's dye must have rubbed off on you after so long.

Green Turtle: I'm naturally green.

Blue Wolf: My tongue is green. [sticks out tongue]

Blue Panther: My tongue was green before I went to Yale.

Blue Wolf: Too bad. If you still had a green tongue, you could go far.

White Rabbit: I hate you.

Purple Platypus: Don't say hate. It's not good to hate.

White Rabbit: I can't help it. I hate them.

Purple Platypus: I'm angry, but I don't want to say 'hate'.

Blue Wolf: [sidles up to Platypus] You could be blue.

Purple Platypus: Hell no. I'm purple. Bright shiny Easter-egg purple.

Blue Wolf: If you shut yourself in a dark room you'd become blue, out of the light.

Blue Tiger: Yeah, that's how I did it.

Purple Platypus: You missed so much.

White Rabbit: You missed the lovely sunrise yesterday.

Purple Platypus: And every day.

Blue Wolf: Sunrises don't look as sweet as power.

Blue Panther: I just want to make the world better.

White Rabbit: You can't be completely honest when you're blue.

Blue Wolf: But I was born blue.

Purple Platypus: I'm sorry for you.

Blue Panther: He didn't have to work like I did.

Blue Tiger: We had to work to get on top.

White Rabbit: Hey, jerk, you're stepping on my foot!

Purple Platypus: Apologize!

Blue Wolf: This is how it is –

Purple Platypus and White Rabbit: APOLOGIZE, APOLOGIZE!

Blue Wolf: [silence]

Purple Platypus: You're not on top of me. You're not on top of my spirit.

White Rabbit: We know things that you miss out on.

Purple Platypus: I still pity you…

Blue Tiger: You're so not blue.

Blue Panther: Obviously not. So apparent who belongs to the lower gradations of society's spectrum.

Purple Platypus: Stop, stop!

Blue Wolf: You could've been great. That purple shade – could've been such a deep dark blue.

Purple Platypus: Never. I'll never give it up.

White Rabbit: Let's go, Platypus.

Green Turtle: [blinks] You know, maybe if you pick me up, some green will rub off on you.

Blue Panther: Blue doesn't rub off.

White Rabbit: We're leaving. You can come if you want, Turtle, but we won't take your color.

Green Turtle: That's okay. I'll stay.

Blue Wolf: [flicks green tongue]


White Rabbit: [hops away] Come on, Platypus. Let's have some cabbage for dinner.

Purple Platypus: Okay. But I need to take a shower first. I feel dirty after all this.

White Rabbit: No problem. Use the hose out back in the vegetable garden.

Purple Platypus: Then we can go in the cottage and have dinner.

White Rabbit: It'll be so nice to eat our cabbage by the window.

Purple Platypus: So we can look out at the moon and the stars.

White Rabbit: There's no pollution from the city there... far from all those factories, with their vats of blue dye and all.

Purple Platypus: If only all this didn't exist...

White Rabbit: If we tried to destroy it, we'd just fall in and drown.